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bootyliciousdean:

         w e a r e b r o k e n ; what must we do to restore our innocence?
               give us life again, because we just want to be w h o l e.

Sync your iPhone to your laptop and download iOS 8 from iTunes, it won’t take up any memory. Reblog to save a life.

(Source: lloydtheabstrac)

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

Cas rolls up in his pimp car with this guinea pig riding shotgun

(Source: gracesquatch)

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

(Source: imposetonanonymat)

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