w e a r e b r o k e n ; what must we do to restore our innocence?
give us life again, because we just want to be w h o l e.
IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
Cas rolls up in his pimp car with this guinea pig riding shotgun
my kid: whats for dinner
me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *does split on the kitchen table*
fuck her right in the pursey